1. 08:20 30th Jul 2014

    Notes: 35374

    Reblogged from themanisfive

    Tags: best fucking showroseanne

    themanisfive:

    Roseanne and Dan: Kicking parenthood and society in the ass since 1988.

     
  2. 04:02

    Notes: 1253

    Reblogged from mccallientes

    Tags: in the flesh

    it’s who you are, kieren, running away won’t change that

    (Source: robyncrlsson)

     
  3. 04:01

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    Reblogged from mccallientes

    theinnkeeperlibrarian:

    leepacey:

    a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

    That’s exactly the appropriate response.

     
  4. 03:08

    Notes: 388148

    Reblogged from mccallientes

    Tags: lisa kudrow

    the-morning-and-the-evening-star:

    allsnargents:

    "Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?"

    I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS GIF SET

    (Source: jordansparrish)

     
  5. 03:06

    Notes: 1891

    Reblogged from mccallientes

    Tags: very cool

    image: Download

    queensansastark:

Do you ever make a graphic and you get at the point where you have to choose a font and think “if only there were some way to get an overview of all the fonts I have already installed”? Well you can. At wordmark.it you just type in any word you want, it then shows that word in every font you have installed on your computer.

    queensansastark:

    Do you ever make a graphic and you get at the point where you have to choose a font and think “if only there were some way to get an overview of all the fonts I have already installed”? Well you can. At wordmark.it you just type in any word you want, it then shows that word in every font you have installed on your computer.

    (Source: facebook.com)

     
  6. 02:32

    Notes: 117779

    Reblogged from mccallientes

     
  7. 01:21

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    Reblogged from ms-packlecki

    Tags: yowzapixar

    mydollyaviana:

    dickjake:

    hodgepodgeofablog:

    confusedtree:

    Did you know that original outline of Up had Carl mourning his wife and using all those balloons to fly off to join her in the sky and it wasn’t until one of the writers was like “what the fuck is wrong with us” that they realized that idea might just be a tad too sad

    holy shit, Pixar

    tone down the childhood trauma

    well thank god for that one writer though

    image

     
  8. 00:38

    Notes: 4670

    Reblogged from mccallientes

    Tags: wowdonald glover

    Donald Glover live tweets people having sex at a Bank of America. 

     
  9. 00:10

    Notes: 243431

    Reblogged from mccallientes

    How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

    1. *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
    2. Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
    3. Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
    4. Man: I never filled out an application.
    5. Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
    6. Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
    7. Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
    8. Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
    9. Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
    10. Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
    11. Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
    12. Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
    13. Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
    14. Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
    15. Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
    16. Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
    17. Employee:
    18. Man:
    19. Employee:
    20. Man: Fuck you, slut.
     
  10. 23:25 29th Jul 2014

    Notes: 1947

    Reblogged from dylanslilnugget

    Tags: niceteen wolf

    Teen Wolf + Horror Movies [1/?]
    1. The Ring (2002)
    2. Paranormal Activity (2007)
    3. Psycho (1960)
    4. Saw (2004)
    5. Poltergeist (1982)